Football Holiday Championships
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The Pregame Show
T.H. WELCOME to the most important event of your day – in fact, the game of the week played in the ADVENT HOLIDAY TOURS of most of AMERICAN Football.
I’m your seasoned-face ANNOUNCER T.H. Pickwin along with my colleagues Big-Talk Passer and our close-up interview specialist Blondie Smilestats-Smith.
Big-Talk, if you had been the QB for today’s Christmas Bowl game when you were in college a few years back [all smile, some chuckle] how would you have approached this key match-up?
B.T. That’s a great question, T.H. First of all you may remember that when I came out of college this would have been just a post-semester trip to play football and tourist in a warmer destination, so this expanded playoff game series creates a lot of opportunities for unheard of football players to be seen by a national audience.
BLONDIE S. You’re absolutely on target, B.T. In fact, today’s CHRISTMAS BOWL GAME is one of just thirty-five [35] college bowl games this December which could provide opportunities for thousands of players on seventy [70] teams to have their moment in the sun on the big-screen. [All nod enthusiastically.]
T.H. Wow! And of course this means that these thousands of players will bring more than a million fans to watch these thirty-five [35] bowl games this month, not to mention the more traditional New Year’s bowl games and extended championship games into January.
B.T. And T.H. all this in addition to NFL Pro games on Sundays and several other days in December..
BLONDIE S. .. and let’s not forget that both college and pro basketball are getting into full swing too; which reminds me later I’ll have some inside information from the MLB winter meetings and the latest rumors of where the money-players will be moving next spring.
T.H. Thanks Blondie. We look forward to that in your half-time insider report.
NOW, due to some unexpected help from Mother Nature we will be taking you directly to our Christmas Bowl Kick-off report with B.T.’s keys to the game as soon as we hear from today’s sponsors of the College Football Holiday Bowl series.
LIVE from the Christmas Bowl Kick-off
First Half Matchups
WELCOME to today’s unprecedented 2022 Holiday Bowl match-up between the traditional powerhouses of college football Mary Dame University and Southern Moroni of Utah State.
Hardly anyone picked either of these two teams to make it this far in the mythical NCAA-NFL showcase series of college’s highest-paid athletes but today Mary Dame and Southern Moroni have proved that any of these fantasy league big-money picks sometimes miss their bet. Both of these teams were long-shots to make any impact on the big-money Holiday Bowl broadcast market.
[Everyone’s picks to win]
Half Time
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Second Half Coach Interviews
Coach, how will you win the second half?
[10 second responses]
Final Time-out
WOW! Best game ever so far. Anything could happen.
ANOTHER MEDIA TIME-OUT
THE END?
Miller-time Crowd response
“We knew we could do it!
Iconic Winning Player Comments
“They played a great game!
Coming up NEXT:
THE 2023 OF THE COMMON ERA CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP!
(sorry we ran late..)
NEXT GAME will be the best yet!
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Post-game Sign-off
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